Our tour guides spend countless hours guiding groups to New York City and I asked if they would share their funniest stories.
You just won 100$ gag
One of our tour guide used to love playing pranks on
the group clown. She would get these large plastic 100$
bills in Chinatown and tell the group that she’s giving out
100$ out of her pocket for a random draw. She would
mentioned that the only thing she asked if that the winner
do a happy dance if they won. Anyone who didn’t want to
participate could simply raise their hand and they would be
excluded. Of course, the group clown was all in.
She would put a bunch of papers in a hat and put his name
on each one of the papers. When he won, the group got to
see the most joyful happy bus dance ever. She would let him
dance for a minute and pull out a giant 100$ plastic bill.
Needless to say, the group got a kick out of it.
Don’t forget anything
One of the rules for a successful group trip is punctuation.
The tour guide always makes a point to tell the group
that we leave on time every time and to not forget anything
on the bus or at the hotel.
Marie-France, our tour guide, had just left the hotel with
her group and told the group that they would not be
going back until later that evening. She mentions that she
hopes nobody forgot anything. Just has she’s barely finished
her sentence, an older man get up and yells “My teeth, my
teeth… I forgot my teeth at the hotel”.
While it’s not cool to laugh at people in distress, when
something is funny, it’s just funny. The group became
The tour guide just had to make an exception and went back
to the hotel to get the man’s chiclets.
Lost in translation
We had a Franco-Ontarien tour guide that was guiding
a French group to Boston. She spoke French really well
but with a broken accent. She wasn’t too familiar with
some of the French sayings.
“Un baiser” in French means a kiss. If misused, it also
means making love.
During the trip, the bus driver fought traffic and got the
group out of the city safely. The tour guide grabbed the
mic and told told the French group how she was so happy
that she could kiss the driver driver. Little did she know,
she told the group that she was so happy that she wanted
to make love to the bus driver.
The group and the bus driver laughed non-stop and it
became the running gag all weekend long.